@mstern68: Don't worry about my probation officer, he just likes to watch.
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@3sunzzz: [Bob Dylan giving singing lessons] I'd like you to sing it again, but this time plug your nose and put these 5 marbles in your mouth.
@tomipuff: I wish cartoons would have prepared me for working and doing taxes instead of, like, quicksand
@FredPollack: Had trouble sleeping today. They added a trumpeter to this morning's church service.
@Heldinchains: Autocorrect changed honey to homey. Now, instead of going out to a romantic dinner we will be doing a drive-by.