@birbigs: Don't worry, Donald Trump will declare bankruptcy and start a new country.
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@SortaBad: *walks into library* "Excuse me, where are your books about asking librarians out on dates?"
@WildeThingy: I'm white and my wife is black. I'm trying to convince her we should adopt a Chinese baby so we can tell people that's how they are made
@Marlebean: Being iced in for 2 days gave me the opportunity to get so much housework done! I didn't do any of it. But I certainly had the opportunity.
@NYC_Blonde: Let's all take a moment to honor National Punctuation Day because life would be: very, confusing! Without it?