@birbigs: Don't worry, Donald Trump will declare bankruptcy and start a new country.
@marcia_bee: What's a drug lord woman called?
A drug lady?
A heroin heroine?!
@Lisa_Laughs_: We all have our weaknesses. Yours are just more obvious.
@batkaren: Why just pufferfish? Why not other pufferanimals?
Why not a pufferpuma?
@Tmoney68: [Job Interview]
Boss: What is your best trait?
B: How is that a positive?
M: I'll give you my reasons. Later.
@schmittsteve: - Dracula darling, you have something stuck in your teeth.
- Vhere, here?
- No, just go look in-
- GO LOOK IN WHAT, SARAH?