@myonlymizztake: Don't you hate it when you're planning someone's funeral, and they ruin it by coming into the room and talking to you?
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@AimeeHelene1: Me: Do you want anything from Chipotle? CW: Yeah....just surprise me. Me: *comes back with no food* SURPRISE!
@texasstalkermom: The only thing longer than a minute left on the microwave is a minute on the treadmill.
@weismanjake: Strange that the people who make duck face in photos are the same ones who always refuse to eat bread
@singwithTaffy: I shall plucketh thine eyes from ye skull and make kebobs but with bendy straws instead of skewers cuz those are dangerous