@myonlymizztake: Don't you hate it when you're planning someone's funeral, and they ruin it by coming into the room and talking to you?
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@elle91: If they ban straws, that means I can no longer flirtatiously blow the straw wrapper at my date and that is literally my only move.
@ArfMeasures: INTERVIEWER: So...that's it. Any questions for me? ME: Do boxer dogs actually punch? I: um no that's not ME: I bet they use a puppercut