@dreamthievin: Greeting card
[cover] Sorry to hear about your Alzheimer's
[inside] Sorry to hear about your Alzheimer's
@TheBoydP: Not to brag but growing up my boys thought a unanimous decision meant whatever mom wants.
@silvertongue37: I could survive 3 months in the wilderness with a pocket knife and the contents of a woman's purse.
@AJslackie: Sex so bad, Taylor Swift breaks up with you and doesn't even write a song about it.
@flashember: COME TO ME JOURNALBOT
*Journalbot enters my study*
ok write this down: Polar bears are bear ghosts. "polargeists"
[very sad robot noises]
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