@TurnpikeTony: "Dora" only rhymes with "Explorer" if you're from Long Island, New York
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@Brentweets: I hired a person to randomly show up throughout the day and put baskets of bread on my desk.
@noogscorner: Hendrix didn't need to twerk on stage. He performed the old fashioned way, relying only on his musical talents and near lethal doses of LSD.
@kyry5: At a business meeting: "How about SuperCupid?" "No, expectations will be too high" "GreatCupid?" "Lower" "Uhhh, OKCupid?" "Brilliant"