@TurnpikeTony: "Dora" only rhymes with "Explorer" if you're from Long Island, New York
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@justabloodygame: The first time God made the universe, he skipped leg day. All men were weeping creatures, who ended in bloody torsos and begged for death.
@JoParkerBear: They said if gay marriage became legal, people would start marrying dogs and cats, but I guess that was just another bs political promise.
@Phook75: I don't ever worry about the kinda world I'm leaving my kids. They'll just leave their shit everywhere anyhow
@FrenulumBreve: PIGEON MAGICIAN: I want you to pick a car, any car...DONT TELL ME!. Ok [shits on windscreen] is THIS the car you chose?