@TurnpikeTony: "Dora" only rhymes with "Explorer" if you're from Long Island, New York
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@DeathStarPR: Stormtroopers never miss. They're just trained to fire a 21 shot salute to celebrate the commencement of every firefight.
@imteddybless: my cousin's baby is due tomorrow & my grandma keeps checkin her phone for news. waitin for the baby 2 text her like "im here lol. from baby"
@Dutch_50: I'm at that age where I can't simply pick something up, I need to first knock it over and then pick it up.