@TurnpikeTony: "Dora" only rhymes with "Explorer" if you're from Long Island, New York
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@NYC_Blonde: Tall girls might get modeling contracts but I can still ask for the high school student discount.
@daemonic3: [1st date] "My birthday is on April 20th, so 4/20. Isn't that cool? When's yours?" Oh, umm *sweating* Sextember 69th
@notalogin: Dog: I'm a man's best friend, he even named one of his teeth after me. Pussycat: Yeah, you're not gonna win this one.
@ilovepie84: My crazy neighbor claims she was robbed last night. I know she is crazy because I found all her medication as I was breaking into her house.