@andylevy: *double-checks the constitution to see if we really have to have a president*
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@BillArrundale: Tell a woman she has cute kids and she's all proud. Whisper it to her and she calls the cops.
@MichaelTrying: My behavior when there is a mosquito in the car while I’m driving suggests I am willing to die in order to kill a mosquito.
@Book_Krazy: Him: What? You said I could tie you up and do anything I want. Me: WELL WHERE THE HELL HAVE YOU BEEN? Him: Fishing