@andylevy: *double-checks the constitution to see if we really have to have a president*
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@Underchilde: Bring spoiled food to work enough and your coworkers eventually stop eating anything with your name on it.
@PaperWash: Back to Future II is so unrealistic not a single person takes a selfie or gets bullied on the internet
@whatmaddness: If you want your friends to stop asking you to work out with them, go once. Show up in leather. Bring your workout cake.