@andylevy: *double-checks the constitution to see if we really have to have a president*
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@jeffporper: Just ordered a pizza and jogged past my gym holding it over my head like the Olympic torch.
@notorious_stars: I've decided to write a 'knock knock' joke about Jehovah's witnesses. "Knock, Knock, Knock , knock knock knock knock knock "
@mooturkey: I used a fax machine today!! I also ran all the cotton thru the gin and plowed the field with my oxen while it finished dialing up.