@DoubtTommy: Double cheeseburgers don't make you fat, eating them does.
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@online_shawn: I'm open to change but not when it's sudden like Stephen Colbert getting new glasses with no warning
@JermHimselfish: I met Jay-Z in '09 and he said "Meet my fiance, Beyonce" and I was like "That rhymes, you should rap!" and we laughed and he sold me crack.
@Laser_Cat: Alfred: *placing pancakes in the shape of the Bat Signal* Here are your pancakes, Master W- Bruce: They're Batcakes Alfred. Say "Batcakes!"