@DoubtTommy: Double cheeseburgers don't make you fat, eating them does.
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@Just_Lee_: The world is full of terrible people, but there's none so evil as the man who fries bacon right next door to the gym.
@jonnysun: so im jus chilig on a ledge premtendig to be gargoyle when these firemen show up tellig me dont jump but they got a big trampoline so idk
@ImSoFrancis: [if my brain were a computer] uhg why's the calculator app being so slow *closes math tab to reveal 53 other tabs all playing cottoneye joe*