@DoubtTommy: Double cheeseburgers don't make you fat, eating them does.
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@ilovepie84: "Sure the Decepticons are trying to kill us, but at least the price of fuel is reasonable" -Optimistic Prime.
@UnFitz: Wild horses could easily drag me away. In fact, a pair of determined guinea pigs could probably give me a run for my money.
@Kyle_Raney: My mind says "no" but my heart says "yes", all my vital organs speak English, it's very confusing and loud
@Ndeshi_M: I told all my colleagues at work that I have a twin so that when I see them in public I don't have to talk to them.