@stephenfry: Dr. Batty was such a responsible doctor. We could all learn from his example & not give cigarettes to the under-6s
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@wendchymes: Apparently you can't just drop your ex off at the morgue just cause they are dead to you.
@LurkAtHomeMom: IF YOU KIDS DON'T COME BACK TO THIS TABLE AND FINISH YOUR LUNCH RIGHT NOW, I SWEAR I WILL SIGH HEAVILY, EAT IT MYSELF AND GAIN 3 POUNDS.
@rickygervais: RIP Ronaldo's Moth. The world's most famous footballing insect has died after a long and illustrious career. He was 6 weeks old.