@stephenfry: Dr. Batty was such a responsible doctor. We could all learn from his example & not give cigarettes to the under-6s
YOU MIGHT ALSO LIKE
@Scorpio1080: Black Friday: Because Only in America, People trample others for Sales the day after being thankful for what they already have
@MummaCrazy: *Runs a bath Me: ok, jump in 3: it's too hot *Adds cold water Me: Ok, get in 3: it's too cold Apparently I gave birth to Goldilocks.
@TheTobbie: CASHIER: 300. ME: Ha, like the movie. CASHIER: Nice one, Seinfeld. ME: Ha, like the comedian. CASHIER: ... ME: Ha, like a mime...