@NotOnTheMoors: Dragons were fun-loving creatures, but when told a good joke they tended to snort and grill the storyteller. It earned them a bad reputation
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@Marlebean: "I should probably start filling this thing out." -I say about my son's baby memory book on his wedding day.
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@daemonic3: 911: What's your emergency? "I put the Ford in affordable housing." 911: Are you flirting? "No I crashed into some apartments. SEND HELP"