@NotOnTheMoors: Dragons were fun-loving creatures, but when told a good joke they tended to snort and grill the storyteller. It earned them a bad reputation
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@BackrowSeats: The get rich or die trying philosophy on life is going terribly one sided for me.
@WilliamAder: Invited a homeless guy to Thanksgiving dinner this morning, so when he shows up at your place, let him in.
@SortaBad: Sorry I can't pay for a new car right now, I'm still paying off a Naked Juice I bought in 2014