@NotOnTheMoors: Dragons were fun-loving creatures, but when told a good joke they tended to snort and grill the storyteller. It earned them a bad reputation
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@Jake_Vig: THEM: Let's head down to Paradise City. I heard the girls are really hot there. ME: What's the grass situation?
@Chumpstring: SCIENTIST: the earth is dying ME: oh no how long do we have SCIENTIST: 8 maybe 9 months ME: so what you're saying is no more condoms
@markleggett: What if birds have tiny human-like ears underneath their feathers? That's certainly something to think about, but not during sex.