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@curlycomedy: Dress for the job you want others to think you have.
@SteveSuckington: "I take pride in my job. I transport the worlds most precious cargo"
-oh, u drive a school bus?
"LMAO Hell no! I'm a drug smuggler u nerd"
@badbanana: Let's begin by pushing a Nickleback album onto every ISIS phone.
@bornmiserable: I'm not John Madden, just John Disappointeden.
@3sunzzz: 1900: Let's filter coffee.
1950: We need to filter cigarettes.
1970: We should really filter water.
2015: I want to filter my face.
@bobvulfov: (sheepishly putting my arm around pitbull) so is there a mrs worldwide