@curlycomedy: Dress for the job you want others to think you have.
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@just1fool: I'm gonna insert "comedian" in my bio and have my picture taken on a stage with a microphone in my hand so no one will follow me back.
@mattgallo123: Whoa whoa whoa, I thought that was OUR thing! -me to my favorite cashier when she smiles at other customers
@chunkypony: *leaves one gummy bear in the packet* i'm letting you live so you can go back to your king and tell him to send the rest of his troops
@BringDaNoyz: "What kind of dog do you have?" "Half Boxer, 1/4 Poodle, 1/8 Tibetan Mastiff, 1/8 Catahoula Leopard Dog" "And what kind of cat?" "Orange"