@HollyHeals: Dressing up as the grim reaper while at work in the ER is not amusing says HR. So uptight.
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@Tharin_P: Why learn a second language, when you don't have anything interesting to say in your first one?
@CooIStepDad: [running from cop] *cop catches me* "Get on the ground or I'll taze ya" *pulls jellyfish from pocket* "Look they were all out of tazers"