@HollyHeals: Dressing up as the grim reaper while at work in the ER is not amusing says HR. So uptight.
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@ShaunRightNow: I'll always remember the day my wife said "yes" to my proposal. And I'll never forget that it was the last thing we ever agreed on.
@GrowlyGrego: Hypothetically, when is the right time to tell your divorce attorney that you've never been married and you love spending time with him?
@Playing_Dad: *5 puts on shoes* Me: they're on the wrong feet. 5: but I can't... Me: can't..? 5 I don't have any more feet to put them on. Me: touche
@karanbirtinna: They say you are what you eat. I don't remember eating an embarrassment to my family.