@slimmy_shady: Drink this wine, it's the blood of Christ.Eat this bread, it's the body of Christ.Jesus pulls out hotdog, "Now hear me out"
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@wettbutt: heres law school: "sustained" is basically "settle down beavis." "overruled" also means "settle down beavis," but to the other guy instead
@Black__Elvis: I only buy expensive baby food with cute babies on the label because I'm willing to pay extra if it means my kids aren't eating ugly babies.
@CakeThrottle: Garfield creator breaks silence to give impassioned speech. "It's pronounced Jarfield" he says through tears
@msdanifernandez: *conducting job interview* And what would you say your biggest weakness is? Other than that haircut.