@PrettiestPickle: Drinking game. Make the drunkest person in the room call in a Chinese food order. Every time they have to repeat themselves, take a shot.
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@Contwixt: Pluto should totally move on and find a solar system that's going to treat it with the respect it deserves.
@click4amanda: Why do they write PIZZA all over the box???? what else could possibly be in there???
@sixfootcandy: [family brunch] Sister: We'd love you to be our daughter's godmother. Me: No thank you. Please pass the syrup.
@YesItsAl: My daughter knows what a meth lab is thanks to an episode of The Simpsons. At least that's what I had to tell child services just now.