@SuperRandomish: Drinking wheatgrass juice is a great way to know what being a lawnmower tastes like.
YOU MIGHT ALSO LIKE
@pattymo: "And the guy's name was Anthony WEINER? Come on" - high school AP U.S. history student, 2046
@WoodyLuvsCoffee: Afraid to fly? It's perfectly safe except that air traffic controllers are all gov't employees forced to work the holidays. Merry Xmas.
@TheRealNickKay: WIFE: I can't believe you ruined my birthday yesterday ME: What a load of bollocks, Karen. I didn't even know it was your birthday