@SuperRandomish: Drinking wheatgrass juice is a great way to know what being a lawnmower tastes like.
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@mikeleffingwell: My daughter told me she wants to be a secret agent. Based on that alone, I don't think she'd be a good secret agent.
@riley_fox: ME: [throws rock into ocean] Take THAT, ecosystem! ECOSYSTEM: [undergoes incremental biological changes over millions of years] ME: Oh shiii