@Home_Halfway: Dropped a gorilla into my apartment so I could shoot my roommate
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@trevso_electric: Welcome to earth! You have a choice of private parts. Would you like the one that creates life & bleeds or the constant bad decision maker?
@SCbchbum: One of the most effective forms of birth control is assembling furniture together as a couple.
@pleatedjeans: U can give out anything on Halloween it doesn't have to be candy last year I gave a kid my cable bill it was awesome he paid it & everything
@carlyken: A psychiatrist is just a friend you pay to listen to your problems because your other friends are tired of hearing about them.