@IamEveryDayPpl: *drops a couple pew-pews from my finger guns into the offering basket at church*
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@capnmcfword: He always wanted a woman that would devour him whole like a gas station roasted chicken. She always wanted a gas station roasted chicken.
@karencheee: Marrying my gay friend bc it's important for couples to have common interests and we are both interested in men!