@burntmybagel: Drugs are great until they fall into the wrong hands. I am referring, of course, to the cops or people who don't enjoy life.
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@Bluestmoon_: There are pants in the bathroom trash can at work, so someone is having a worse day than you.
@ThaJawn: Dad Rabbit: Who is this Daughter Rabbit: My BF Emo BF Rabbit: gotta go babe, My band Bad Hare Cut has practice *flips ears away from eyes
@FeelingEuphoric: ME (teaching driver’s ed): quick, what did that sign we just passed say? STUDENT: um ME: this is important STUDENT: *reluctantly* McDonald’s, one mile, exit 7A? ME: good. stay in the right lane and ready your blinker
@Angibangie: -Your house is amazing. Why are u renting this cheap? -It’s haunted by a low level demon Demon: Wow I’m right here that is like so hurtful