@ExploringUrMind: Drugs, is not the answer unless the question is why are you eating spaghetti with your hands.
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@NYC_Blonde: Dr: We need you to come back for additional blood work... Me: Why, is something wrong?! Dr: Yes. Your blood sample was mostly champagne...
@filmbizpro: Condoms aren't completely safe. A friend of mine was wearing one and got hit by a bus.
@T_N_Crumpets: [Me chasing 12 greyhounds round a race track] YOU'LL GET TIRED EVENTUALLY. THEN I WILL PET YOU!