@TankCesar: Drunk is when you feel sophisticated but can't pronounce it.
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@KKAlThani: LISTEN LADY IF YOU DIDN'T WANT ME SITTING ON YOUR BABY YOU SHOULDN'T HAVE CALLED ASKING FOR A BABYSITTER
@Mothpete: I'd like to thank my skeletal system for all the support its given me over the years.
@jakefromstfarm3: When I was a kid I made all of my toys watch Toy Story so that they knew I was on to them.