@TankCesar: Drunk is when you feel sophisticated but can't pronounce it.
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@psychopompis: man-ant: picnic's over boys ant thugs: oh no its man-ant, run! man-ant: *shambles towards them on hind legs wearing human costume*
@iRowlf: I think these bikers are coming over to give me a group hug because they like the Hello Kitty stickers I put all over their motorcycles.
@daemonic3: Some people like instant gratification but I prefer mine brewed slowly from freshly ground gratification beans