@TankCesar: Drunk is when you feel sophisticated but can't pronounce it.
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@Coolisiana: "Alright they've left for vacation lets rob em" Oh shoot their porch lights are on "So what we literally watched them leave" Rules are rules
@Owl_Meat: [Next door dog barking] Me: *inserts earpugs* [Barking intensifies] Me: wtf................haha oh *removes earpugs and inserts earplugs*
@WonderMonkey78: Atheists don't believe in God or the "i before e except after c" rule of spelling.