@JamesMelville: Drunk octopus wants to fight. He will rip your coat off your back.
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@trentistweeting: [all the dairy products r hanging out] Milk: lets go drink Cheese: yea Yogurt: yea Whipped cream: my gf says i cant. its scrapbooking night
@Landon8426: American Ninja Warrior is a bunch of people who took "the floor is lava" game way to seriously as kids.
@Home_Halfway: Telling my kids that the Titanic sunk because Jack and Rose had sex before marriage