@SoGoFu: Dryer settings:
- not the least bit dry
- shrunk to barely fit 12 yr old you
@CulturedRuffian: Why didn’t they just call Thanksgiving ‘The Nightmare Before Christmas’?
@Underchilde: Trying to decide who to leave my middle fingers to when I die.
@daemonic3: Why is it called a bathroom towel and not a john linen?
@delusionaliam: It's okay Pluto I am not a planet either.
@lalastrailer: I spent the whole day cleaning. And by cleaning, I mean trying to find out where my son hides his weed.