@Donna_McCoy: It's my patriotic duty to eat bbq and wave sparklers this weekend. Don't wreck it with words like "calorie count" and "hair on fire".
@cray_at_home_ma: I realize I put this off but how much weight can I lose in 2 hours?
@joshingstern: I'll bet Vampire Kiddies enjoy scabs as much as human Kids love pudding skin
@: Any 2 white guys could walk up to me and say "we're The Chainsmokers" and I'd believe them.
@HatfieldAnne: Don't hand me the good china. That's a leap of faith you'll regret.
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