@mutedclamor: Dude you're a dentist. Why am I in stirrups?
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@mrjohntofu: What the world needs is a self help movie, cause lets face it, most of us won't buy the book.
@sumpeoplelikeit: Whoa there, pregnancy test. You just tell us yes or no and we'll decide if it's positive or negative.
@TheAlexNevil: Not to brag, but I was voted "Most Likely To Mention Something Truly Insignificant As If It Was A Big Deal" by everyone who has ever met me.