@mutedclamor: Dude you're a dentist. Why am I in stirrups?
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@mustachewine: I laugh like a dumbass every time I hear the term 'manhole'. Maturity will not be reached.
@SteveSuckington: Me: I need to sleep Ambien: do worms have buttholes? You should text your boss
@AthenaMystique: I hope buying all this cat food doesn't make me look like a crazy cat lady. I just like the taste.