@welone1: During sex, my wife always wants to talk to me? Just the other night she called me from some hotel.
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@iAmDelFreaky: Haha! My mom said I can't use my phone at the dinner table. I'm a grown... This is Del's mom, he'll be back after he eats his dinner.
@nocturnology: Turns out indoor stone throwing is a mistake no matter what your house is made of.
@brandonIee: I have decided to leave my past behind me, so if I owe you money… I'm sorry, but I've moved on, and maybe it's time that you do too.