If bad ads/pop-ups are redirecting you, please take a screenshot and email it to [email protected]. Help us keep the site clean!
@platinum2000: [During Sex]
"Hurry up, this isn't really my house."
@Jenny4ashley: I haven't been around a baby in so long I can't even remember how to put their leash on.
@HeyZeus666: The key ingredients for a successful diet :
Bag of lime
What?...wait. Wrong list.
@dafloydsta: How much for the vacation home?
Sir, this is a coffin.
@RappaRick: "My name is Robert and I support apples."
-- Bob for apples
@5hael: My ceiling fan has three setting:
- very slow
- I'm about to detach from the ceiling and kill you in a freak ceiling fan accident