@UnFitz: Dyslexic Superbowl watchers were probably disappointed when they saw football instead of a superb owl.
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@redthe1: My niece guessed the capital of Montana is Hannah, and I had to give it to her because as far as I know that's correct
@TheHyyyype: "hush little baby" is my favorite lullaby that teaches infants about rampant consumerism
@SwedishCanary: I had a call from a charity asking me to donate old clothes for starving people. I told them anybody who fits into my clothes isn't starving