@UnFitz: Dyslexic Superbowl watchers were probably disappointed when they saw football instead of a superb owl.
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@LoveNLunchmeat: My kid asked how the Easter bunny gets inside the house and I'm very uncomfortable with the amount of lying this parenting gig requires.
@jkrambles: It's not God I dislike, He's cool. it's certain members of his fanclub that rub me the wrong way.
@kelkulus: I'm stuck in a meeting where a guy keeps saying "utilize" and "leverage" and I'm wondering if I should tell him about the word "use".