@omgthatspunny: I went to buy some camouflage trousers the other day but I couldn't find any.

@ObscureGent: I want to apologize to D.C. Comics for saying that the Lex Luther becoming president story arc could never happen in real life.

@70Ceeks: at the salon thinking of going darker for winter maybe i'll kill the shampoo girl

@SladeBlue: Kids want to play with the box the toys come out of. Men want to play with the box the kids come out of.

@SuperJuanderer: if you took every species of rattlesnake in the US and laid them end to end, I would yell at a safe distance, "STOP DOING THAT!"