@murrman5: "I'm sorry but it's only 7 items or less in the dressing rooms"
[octopus glove shopping] "this is unacceptable"
@JimmerThatisAll: I hate restaurants where they won't let you bring your own mariachi band.
@darth: BE TRUE TO YOURSELF LITTLE PUPPER
@SeanEmeny: Being a fat guy at McDonald's is like being the muscle guy at the gym. People stay out of your way cause they know you mean business
@dreamthievin: One time I swallowed an entire box of Alphabits whole and the only thing I pooped out was the lyrics to a Nicki Minaj song
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