@Lord_Voldemort7: Taylor Swift's ex-boyfriends should band together to create a compilation album entitled "Maybe it's not us, it's you..."

@causticbob: I've started dating Little Red Riding Hood's gran. She's an animal in bed.

@LittleLostLad: Imagine if America cut open the Statue of Liberty and found skeletons inside and it turned out the French had just failed a trojan mission.

@archerenemy: I still don't understand why people say marriage is so hard when I've successfully completed 2 of them...

@moooooog35: The sun isn't even up yet but this seems like a good time to start yelling at the top of my lungs trying to find a girlfriend. - birds