@bencoffeehall: Each year an average of 10 people are killed by sharks while 100 people die being stepped on by cows. Where's Cow Week, Discovery Channel?!
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@Marcmywords2: Wore my hair in a ponytail to Walmart and 4 people asked me to defend them in Drug Possession Cases. Court starts Monday.
@LetMeStart: My outfit today says "I'm going for a run in the fresh air and maybe do some yoga afterwards." My outfit is full of lies.
@Twtercide: Relationship status Karate chopping hand holding couples' hands apart at the mall
@gojarbe: this brownie is so moist "ugh i hate that word" okay [opens thesaurus] this brownie is totally soaked. i love to eat damp and soggy brownies
@garrydavenport: One of my "100 things to do before you die" would definitely be "call an ambulance".
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