@Terdoh: Eat, Pray, Love was such a boring movie, I watched it on a plane and people still walked out.
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@anerdonfire2: As we debated who would win between Vader and Gandalf, we suddenly realized our dates had left
@jessokfine: Amazing that the townspeople didn't like Belle what with her waking up every day and calling them a bunch of simple idiots
@SeanINCypress: Beer is so smart that if you drink enough, right around your midsection, it builds a shelf for you to rest bottles on.