@Jesssicle: Eating a cucumber would be the 2nd worst way to discover that you are allergic to cucumbers.
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@aecide: Omg someone broke into my professor's house & stole his laptop so my class today has been cancelled. I gotta find this person & thank him.
@asimplesean: Star Wars (1977, PG) a group of terrorists enlist the aid of a drug smuggler and a religious fanatic to bomb the seat of governmental power.
@PaperWash: HAHA! Answer your phone silly. I called you like 18 times. -I say as I climb through your window