@Jesssicle: Eating a cucumber would be the 2nd worst way to discover that you are allergic to cucumbers.
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@TheThomason: Kid, if you don't know whether your Batman costume is pre or post reboot continuity, you don't deserve candy. Also, Batman doesn't cry.
@OrignalceQueen: When I was your age, I was outside all day until dark 15: The batteries on cell phones must have been a lot better back then Me: .........
@Xalqee: How frustrating would it be if you turned into a zombie before you had a chance to put your dentures in?