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@kelkulus: Egyptians don't walk like that.
@LinajkReturns: I just hired a private investigator to find out what I do all day.
@Reverend_Scott: Inspirational tweet: There's always a light at the end of the tunnel. I hope yours is a freight train.
@tsm560: If history is any indication a lot more stuff is bound to happen.
@EndhooS: *Wife walks in, the house is trashed*
"OMG..we've been burgled"
*I jump out of the closet in full hockey gear*
HAVE YOU SEEN THE WASP KAREN?
@KBChicken75: Hell hath no fury like a pizza pocket that hasn't had proper cooling time.