@kelkulus: Egyptians don't walk like that.
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@HeyZeus666: Intellectual. A man who can explain electricity but doesn't know how to screw in a light bulb.
@AdamBroud: Me, having lobster for dinner: This is delicious LOBSTER: *wiping gravy off chin* Yes it is, thank you for inviting me
@LittleMissZesty: No matter how good your raspberry body wash smells, don't be tempted to drizzle it over your ice cream. I've been burping bubbles for days.