@reczit: Eighty seven percent of single people are single because they don't want to share their pizza with anyone.
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@Matt_The_1st: I think the saying "every man for himself" was made up by women tired of making sandwiches
@just1fool: My only real regret in life is not pretending to be a shark in a heavily populated swimming area. But there's still time.
@hazelmotes1: Son, I grew up in a golden age when the bookstore didn't have an entire section labeled "Teen Paranormal Romance."