@reczit: Eighty seven percent of single people are single because they don't want to share their pizza with anyone.
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@LindaInDisguise: If my partner didn't want me to wear yoga pants because they make me too attractive to other men, I'd respect his wishes and take them off.
@DillDoes: hello 911 "whats your emergency" there's someone in my home "are you safe?" it's a girl "do you like her" *starts twirling hair* I dont know
@Roweboat13G: I believe in karma which means I can do bad things to people all day long and just assume they deserve it.