@reczit: Eighty seven percent of single people are single because they don't want to share their pizza with anyone.
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@MamaFizzles: Saw 2 of my kids hugging and then realized they were choking each other and was like, ok, that makes more sense.
@WigCannon: your call is important to us. like, super important. we all bought new outfits for this call. dave is wearing a wig
@TheCiscoKidder: How about a ceiling fan with brakes so I don't have to stand there for 10 seconds wondering if I actually turned it off.