@reczit: Eighty seven percent of single people are single because they don't want to share their pizza with anyone.
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@ImaFlyontheWall: If your nervous tick is pointing to the sky then might i suggest not going to auctions anymore.
@imadepoopstoday: Your water broke? Do I look like an idiot? You can't "break" water...get back to work.
@gonzohostility: Said she was gonna send a pic of her "backyard' . Turns out we weren't on the same page