@PetiteRainCity: Either my cat is speaking English or that was not a vitamin I took....
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@ArenaFlowers: If video games actually influenced behaviour you'd see a lot more people accidentally jumping in the air when they try to open doors.
@jeffswarens: Talking on your cell during church isn't good, but if you use blue tooth hands free they just think you've got the spirit.
@Dawn_M_: I will take your secret to the grave. Unless I'm drunk and revealing it will make me popular.
@SortaBad: No one in my entire life has believed in me more than the waiter who just gave me a single napkin to use while eating my lunch