@PetiteRainCity: Either my cat is speaking English or that was not a vitamin I took....
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@Storminika: My kid needs me to help him with a report on any famous black scientist. Can we do Dr. Dre?
@Ibeerya: Saw a couple standing in the park holding each other tightly, silently, not moving. I was touched. Both their phones must've been stolen.
@ch000ch: [pours a bag of sugar over a tire fire] hmmm [tastes remnants] i think i'll call it... Twizzlers
@citizenkawala: Donald Trump has all the resources to be Batman. Instead, he chooses to be Donald Trump.