@Bill_Nye_Tho__: elephants sleep standing up you could be chillin with an elephant and at any moment they could just be like "lmao for sure, g'night"
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@Carbosly: A walk of shame is always sad. Don't make it worse by adding the sound of Flip flops to it.
@crunchenhancer: Women are like campfires. Beautiful, hot, smell great, warm your heart. And, both don't like it if you pee on them. Mostly.
@shegotagronk: Pretty cool that there's no law saying you can't name your kid Squidward if you want.