@MissHavisham: Email from the PTA tells me if I don’t join, I “will not be allowed inside the school to assist with the children’s class parties” & it’s like whoa whoa whoa threaten me harder.
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@EllieM72: The moderator needs a spray bottle. Each time someone interrupts, they could just be like: "NO! BAD PRESIDENTIAL CANDIDATE! BAD!! *spray*
@rachelle_mandik: a kid i met insisted she visited the "vampire state building" and i couldn't bring myself to correct her
@CrissySpeaks79: My 7 year old son told me "You're the most beautiful mommy ever!" I asked him what he did and where's he hiding it.
@TrolleyCat: I'm not helping to save the environment until bears let me ride them around like cars. It's a group effort, bears.