@JohnLyonTweets: Email subject line: "Your invited." Thanks, I'll bring an apostrophe and an e.
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@KeetPotato: magician: "think of a letter, any letter" me: "ok" magician: "now double it" me: [visibly confused]
@Robert_Beau: At Toys R Us: TRU: Yessir? Me: I want a light saber. TRU: We have basic to advanced, how old is your grandson? Me: 40ish
@shutupheav: Yelling REEEEEMIX, when your boss stutters on a conference call is looked down upon.