@JohnLyonTweets: Email subject line: "Your invited." Thanks, I'll bring an apostrophe and an e.
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@serialmatrix: How school works: In class: 2+2=4 Homework: 2+4+2=8 Exam: John had 4 apples.He eats one and gives one to a friend. Calculate the Sun's mass.
@markleggett: At some point, male "pick-up artists" are just going to start chasing women around like Benny Hill.