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@jazmasta: [emergency room]
"We need to put pressure on the wound!"
[to wound] We've been together 6 months now, I think we should move in together"

[emergency room]
“We need to put pressure on the wound!”
[to wound] We’ve been together 6 months now, I think we should move in together”

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