@Home_Halfway: "Emma Stone" ~ Italian man telling you he's high
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@Tall_Yoda7: *struggling to get the peanut butter jar that I just closed open* "HOLY COW, I'M STRONGER THAN MYSELF"
@Karate_Horse: I wish there was a way to musically tell someone to pour sugar on you but there isn't
@jackiembouvier: Friend: Don't you recycle? Me: I do what I can. F: What about the seals? M: Am I responsible for their recycling, too?!