@Home_Halfway: "Emma Stone" ~ Italian man telling you he's high
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@Marcisgoinham: Some nights I stare at the stars wondering if you can see the same ones Then I realize, of course you can, I'm in your backyard
@TheRolo: Not to brag, but a news anchor started following me today. She recognizes a disaster when she sees one.
@MommaUnfiltered: My husband still talks about that one time he loaded the dishwasher correctly like it's going to get our kids into Harvard.
@aka_fatman: "OK...that Trust Exercise didn't go exactly according to plan. Once we dispose of the bodies let's keep quiet about this...AS A TEAM!"