@Home_Halfway: "Emma Stone" ~ Italian man telling you he's high
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@korryduke: Do you smell smoke? I always say that when I fart. It makes people take a deep breath.
@ehdannyboy: what's for dinner? ME: indian we had indian last night ME: i know, but i forgot to do the 'i see a little sillhouetto of a naan' joke so
@nbadag: [me as a passenger on the titanic] oh ewww are there olives in this salad? YOU be quiet lillian, i swear this trip cannot possibly get worse