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@wittybigtwittys: Emo Kids: you've seen one, you've seen the mall
@: ME WATCHING OLYMPIC EVENT: “Holy shit that was amazing!”
COMMENTATOR: “Ooh, that was not good at all. He must really be upset with himself.”
@CakeThrottle: If you get robot arms don't get the cheap ones [starts clapping for no reason]
@Reverend_Scott: BELLE: I love you
BEAST: You broke the curse!
[transforms into hideously ugly man]
BELLE: Welp, guess you're all good. I gotta roll. Peace
@Jandalize: I love when I open my dryer door and money falls out instead of my cat.
@ShitJokes: My friend keeps saying, "cheer up man it could be worse, you could be stuck underground in a hole full of water."
I know he means well.