@wittybigtwittys: Emo Kids: you've seen one, you've seen the mall
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@iGreenMonk: They tried it standing up, sitting down and bent over the kitchen table but it was no good - they just couldn't get a decent wi-fi signal.
@TheMichaelRock: The only way I want to see your ultrasound picture is if you're having a velociraptor.
@SamuelHLowe: That awkward moment when someone is washing dishes and you slowly put your glass in the sink.