@omgthatspunny: England doesn't have a kidney bank, but it does have a Liverpool
YOU MIGHT ALSO LIKE
@KeetPotato: [jungle book] bagheera: "you can't fight him like a wolf, you're NOT a wolf, fight him like a man" mowgli: [writes a strongly worded e-mail]
@curlycomedy: How can you teach your child about adversity if you don't leave a diaper unchanged once in a while?
@LosLos__: Doc: Your insurance won't cover it all. Me: What if I sewed myself shut? Doc: Suture self.