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@tbhjuststop: english words that pitbull knows:
@lawyerthoughts: court: counsel why are you yelling your questions from back there?
me: i've got my phone plugged in back here your honor.
@TheTweetOfGod: "My name will live forever!" - Anonymous.
@cakemittens: Adulthood - Pros: you can eat ice cream in bed. Cons: this will somehow make you sadder.
@MrRamBillings: To be honest, I panic a bit right before I have to pronounce Worcestershire sauce
@rorynotroy: You can just lean against anything, look down at your phone and toggle between your 1st and 2nd page of apps and you’ll look pretty popular.