@kaatilana: Error 609: When your kid sleeps in between.
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@yenniwhite: Take the road less traveled. Like, the one with the most mud, or the wettest grass, even if there’s a sidewalk nearby. -Kids
@deardilettante: A kid in the park informed me smoking was bad for you. So I popped his balloon with my cigarette & told him so was talking to strangers.
@KhrisWarhol: McDonalds can't extend their breakfast hours because at 10:01am, the eggs become self aware.