@kaatilana: Error 609: When your kid sleeps in between.
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@DepecheALAmode: I want my funeral to be sad and completely serious. Then right when my coffin starts lowering into the ground the song from Tetris plays.
@tacos_y_cerveza: I bet the guy that was looking forward to his next life and came back reincarnated as me is really disappointed.
@novicefather: I found three french fries inside my $1 McDouble. Dream big, kids. Anything is possible.
@Hella_Rad: sometimes i cry when i chop vegetables other than onions, just so the onions don't think they're ugly or something