@Darlainky: Establish your dominance with the drive-thru attendant by saying, "That completes my order" before they ask.
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@ventivodkacran: ...and the award for best lead actress in a dramatic role goes to me for "I Have A Sinus Infection, Why Don't You Care That I'm Dying"
@trevso_electric: turns out the 'kkk' are not just a group of guys who are very agreeable in their text messages :(
@KizerBillhelm: My friend just ordered a kale and quinoa salad and a side of eggplant fries and now I'm blinded by whiteness.
@Fred_Delicious: Cool prank: lead 50 pugs to the top of a waterslide & send them down 1 by 1 as the parents waiting at the bottom get increasingly confused