@Darlainky: Establish your dominance with the drive-thru attendant by saying, "That completes my order" before they ask.
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@ThinkingSavage: Loan officer: And what is the purpose of your loan, Sir? Me: Whole Foods. I shop at Whole Foods.
@MaryKoCo: This outfit is called Running Into Someone I Know Would Be The Ultimate Worst Thing That Could Happen
@BubblesnBooze: Hubs: You're home all day, why isn't the house clean? Me: You're at work all day, why aren't we rich? Hubs: Touché
@hoopnazi: getting real tired of hearing opinions on murder from people outside the murderer community