@Darlainky: Establish your dominance with the drive-thru attendant by saying, "That completes my order" before they ask.
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@ObscureGent: If a gorilla stole my girlfriend and started throwing barrels at a construction site, the last guy I'm gonna call for help is a plumber.
@magicChopstick: Spider Man, Spider Man Chillin' in his camper van Kickin' back, drinkin' booze head to toe in sweet tattoos Hang on That is not Spider Man
@samalmightysam: Why couldn't the Mayans just make a calendar full of naked women like everybody else?