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@cydnizoi: Even Forrest Gump got laid.
This is bullshit.
@mishakey: I can't help but notice that the Ninja Turtles never wash their hands before eating pizza in the sewer.
@JediGigi: Lady, your baby needs to chill. This is MY Binky. I found it fair and square after "someone" threw it on the ground. Finders keepers.
@wickedsuga: The earth revolves around the sun. So, I guess if you want me to revolve around you, you're gonna have to set yourself on fire.
@JonasPolsky: Getting white carpet installed, then inviting everyone over for a spaghetti sauce and red wine party.
@pungodly: Doctor: are you sexually active?
Me: I usually stay pretty still.