@Black__Elvis: Even if you disagree with his politics you have to admit that for a second term president he doesn't even look pregnant.
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@HatfieldAnne: Sitting on the porch late one night. A fox steals up and settles quietly next to me. Pearl divers don't hold their breath as long as I do.
@amydillon: *ties husband's hands to headboard* *turns out lights* *opens laptop* "Welcome to my PowerPoint presentation 'Curtains: How About These?'"