@Black__Elvis: Even if you disagree with his politics you have to admit that for a second term president he doesn't even look pregnant.
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@IGotsSmarts: HOT SINGLES IN YOUR AREA ARE BEING TURNED INTO GRILLED CHEESE SANDWICHES RIGHT NOW!
@MeanGein: Algebra is like sex. I didn't really get it in high school, and I definitely don't get it now.
@Mr_Kapowski: I'm gonna buy some cheese and put it behind glass with a sign that reads "In queso emergency, break glass"
@TheMichaelRock: We'd probably have a lot less crime if superheroes would stop making movies all the time.