@Black__Elvis: Even if you disagree with his politics you have to admit that for a second term president he doesn't even look pregnant.
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@PlainTravis: After about 15 games, I'm starting to think that none of these fantasies are going to be final.
@aggierican: If you're going to fight, fight like you're the third monkey on the ramp to Noah's Ark. And brother, it's starting to rain.
@Cryptoterra: Does anyone know how to save your game on twitter I've been playing for 2 years straight my mom is pissed