@WigCannon: Eventually, some poor astronaut is going to crash into all that Star Wars writing
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@realHamOnWry: According to the most current magazine in this doctor's office, every home in America will have a television by 1962.
@SeanEmeny: I treat women well cause I'm a real man. Also, if I'm nice to them maybe they'll come over and kill this spider for me
@sadvil: Mark Zuckerberg running for office is a terr… [Mark appears in window holding transcript of any of my convos with a girl in 2009] …ific idea
@juliussharpe: Someone tell my kid that if I wanted to hear high-pitched shrieking all night, I would have become a murderer.