@WigCannon: Eventually, some poor astronaut is going to crash into all that Star Wars writing
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@shariv67: I sleep with a knife under my pillow. You never know when someone is going to break in and give you a cake.
@TuffyNyC: "Statistics show that most shark attacks happen in shallow water." Really? Maybe cus that's where the ppl are u idiots.
@iloveskyrim71: I saw a man at the beach yelling "Help, Shark! Help! I just laughed, i knew that Shark wasn't going to help him.
@leslid79: 1. Change last name to Crunch. 2. Join the military. 3. Work my way up to Captain. 4. Become Captain Crunch. 5. WIN LIFE