@WigCannon: Eventually, some poor astronaut is going to crash into all that Star Wars writing
@BBQJones28: Tomorrow I'm gonna chase someone...like really run after them..screaming and everything.
@jjax44: Bawk to the Future #ChickenMovies
@ucancallmejenn: Settle down, Levi's commercial. You are talking about pants.
@jakob_huber: Villain: We meet again, Mr. Bond
Bond: You don't remember my 1st name do you
Villain: Sure I do. It's uh..
Bond: C'mon this is our 3rd fight
@BoogTweets: Me: *Holding a fist full of lit sparklers* How much for the aggressive incense?