@WigCannon: Eventually, some poor astronaut is going to crash into all that Star Wars writing
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@briancthayer: Wife: Could you be dehydrated? Me: Of course not. W: How much water have you had? Me: Two coffees & a bourbon. W: Wow. Me: Told you.
@daemonic3: My friend said his dog retrieved a ball he threw over a mile away. I don't know, that seems pretty far fetched.
@shkeeber: If you have a family member you that you never want to see again, loan them some money.