@chouse_Js: Eventually we’re just gonna have to accept “ducking” as a swear word
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@AmishPornStar1: Don't you wish it was as easy to adjust the brightness level on people as it is on your phone?
@MartaEffing: Decorating my xmas tree after a bottle of wine. Mixed up a box of candy canes with a box of tampons. Tree looks weird and I feel minty.
@Book_Krazy: I just found out that all the different colors in Fruit Loops are the same flavor, and now I don't know what's real anymore