@chouse_Js: Eventually we’re just gonna have to accept “ducking” as a swear word
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@LnL245: A kickboxing class where you hit the bag with a baseball bat because I may have mild to moderate anger issues.
@Laser_Cat: Chocolate fountains are so 20th century. This is the future. At my wedding we're having a burrito fountain.
@Kelly_skeleton: Whenever someone says “I’m not book smart, but I’m street smart”, all I hear is “I know where you can buy drugs"
@JustDontBugMe: [First Date] M: Hi! Him: Hi, I'm Chandler, I make jokes when I'm uncomfortable. M: Oh really? *winks* H: You look beautiful today.