@chouse_Js: Eventually we’re just gonna have to accept “ducking” as a swear word
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@weinerdog4life: Sorry I ate your frisbee bro, I thought it was a tortilla, I like to eat tortillas I find at the park.
@EdgarAllanLo: [Wendy and the Burger King having sex] King: You like this? Wendy: I'm loving it! *the Burger King stops* King: What did you just say?
@Milariou: It's all fun and games until you notice the "rocket" in your son's Lego launchpad came from the drawer in your nightstand.
@Spaziotwat: There are eleven types of people in the world: those that understand Roman numerals, and those that don't