@Parentpains: Ever get the feeling someone is watching you when you sleep? Yeah, sorry about that.
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@tangledteatime: An eight year old offered to sell me drugs. Isn't that disgusting? Why would I pay when I can just beat him up and take them? He's EIGHT.
@DaHess1: Her: What's your fantasy? Me: Movie theaters that charge kids 3 and under $500 per ticket.
@HallpassCanada: You know you're getting old when you have to have a drink to motivate you to go out & have a drink.