@ZackBornstein: Every fork at your favorite restaurant has been in 100's of strangers' mouths
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@Cheeseboy22: Pretty disappointed to find out that "Toys for Tots" isn't a program where I trade my kids's toys for delicious tater tots.
@Sickayduh: "I'm going to the post office. I need a place stamp" Wtf is that? "I dunno but this envelope says I need one here"
@jimmytorosian: Me: That tree is impeckable "Don't you mean impeccable?" *cut to woodpecker with a broken beak* Me: No. Also how did you pick up on that?
@rad_milk: remember the olden days when ambulances didnt have sirens and the doctors inside it had to make the sounds with their mouth's