@SamGrittner: Every horse you've ever seen has two people inside them. Horses aren't real. Commitment is.
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@ch000ch: call 2 psychiatrists and tell them ur gonna put them on the phone with a guy who thinks he's a psychiatrist. now put them in the same call.
@SwanieChicken: Started as a twitter crush, moved on to twitter boyfriend, now he's my twitter husband. Honeymooning on Google+ so we can be alone.
@TheWeirdWorld: Ironing boards are just surf boards that stopped pursuing their dreams and got a real job instead.
@bazecraze: If you're thinking of getting a hairless cat, go the extra mile and get a catless cat.