@SamGrittner: Every horse you've ever seen has two people inside them. Horses aren't real. Commitment is.
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@GayAtHomeDad: When I die, before my will is read, I want my entire Google search history revealed and whoever is left in the room gets it all.
@ramenfuneral: happy easter everybody! remember it's not about the bunny but when scott stapp was nailed to that cross